So, in my most adventurous adventure to date, I just broke into my own apartment.
Having mysteriously lost my key somewhere between leaving the house and finishing up at the karaoke bar, I arrived home in the desperate hopes that I'd left the key hanging in the door. This proving far too optimistic, I then remembered that I'd left the balcony door open in order to air out the house. Using my ninja-like skills, I then proceeded to climb up onto my neighbour's (2nd floor) balcony from the alleyway below using all of the available street signs. From there, I was but one acrobatic leap away from my own balcony, from which I was able to enter the house and unlock the front door.
I'm fairly sure the stupidity and recklessness of this will hit me come
sobriety morning, but - for now - I'm mostly relieved by the presence of a bed and the lack of necessity to phone my supervisor after midnight and ask her to go to the BoE and collect the spare key for me.
My thanks to all for their concern (in particular Wil for offering a place to crash), who I'll see at work tomorrow; hopefully with a resolution to this entire, frustrating mess.
Ganbatta, and good night.
